“Where’s my hat?” I said after realizing it was no longer on my head.
Then it hit me, I had it on in the kayak two hours earlier before I had the dramatic crash into the shore. The sea swallowed it.
Go forward 2 days…
“Oh no! They’re gone!”
Two seconds earlier a giant wave rocked my sunglasses off my face. I looked for the next hour and never found them. To add insult to injury, they were my $350 pair of prescription sunglasses.
Yes, it happened again, just like on our honeymoon, but this time I lost two things!
However, what I didn’t lose this time was my temper, my cool, or my wife’s respect. I consider this a major success! Monica was sad for my losses, but we moved on and had an awesome vacation!